...sure, you've all read about the rolling, strolling, walking, talking milestones, but no one wants to talk about this stuff, do they? Originally posted on Errant Parent.com, Fall Top Nine Contest runner-up.
9 MILESTONES ONLY SPOKEN OF IN WHISPERS
1. Smears diaper contents on wall in perfect van Gogh-like swirls
2. Touches private parts in public with gusto and oblivion
Girls: 12 – 36 months
Boys: Well, good luck with that